How To Make A Frien-emy

"How To Make A Frien-emy"

1/2 a tea spoon of bitch

a dash of kindness

a pound of back stab

3/4 cup of whore

2 cups of fake everything

5 cups of tanning oil

2 bowls full of tight clothing

Stir, Mix, Blend and bake at 360 degrees slut

Enjoy.